it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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