Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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