would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
I got married tonight..
I'd like to first of all congratulate you on your marriage. Secondly, probably one of the best drunk texts I've ever received. Unless you were sober, then that text was awkward.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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