I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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