He disabled his match.com account in front of me
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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