i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
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