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(845): View more from New York

Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.

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I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops

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(352): View more from Florida

I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"

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(678): View more from Georgia

I gave up sex for lent.

(646): View more from New York

I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.

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(661): View more from California

he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".

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(513): View more from Ohio

People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?

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YES.

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(678): View more from Georgia

you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while

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