ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
My feet surprised me
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
