hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
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