Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
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