Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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