I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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