I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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