I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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