Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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