Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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