OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Randomize
