im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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