I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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