Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize