East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
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