They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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