im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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