Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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