I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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