ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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