You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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