So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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