Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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