I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Boobs speak an international language.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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