i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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