I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Is her dick bigger than yours?
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Randomize
