Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I love having hate sex.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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