I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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