I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Can you bring me the toilet please
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
He shit in the fireplace
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Randomize
