? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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