Sponge bath it is.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
