But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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