On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Randomize
