4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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