she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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