STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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