i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
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These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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