in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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