I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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