love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
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