I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Randomize
