You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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