sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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