I will die if light touches me.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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